Direct from the jungle's of Everton Hills comes “Morgan the Gorilla”. He unexpectedly surprises everyone as he bursts into the room unannounced and dances to the timeless rock classic “Wild Thing”.

Morgan The Goriila Then Presents …

A Box of Chocolates
Bottle of Champagne
Reads Out a Personalised Telegram
 Copy of Telegram on a Scroll

He leaves the party as he came dancing and making sure everyone is having an aping good time.

This performance is ideal for offices / workplaces and is approx 8 mins in duration.

Let us paint you the Glenda the Geek picture...

Glenda is the Queen of Geekiness - Dressed in brightly coloured clothing that is somewhat out of date by at least 30 years, she barges in your celebration only to realise she has turned up at the wrong party. Glenda then accidentally recognizes the guest of honour from a place they frequent and the fun and games begin.

All of the guests sing along with Glenda as she performs to classic songs … and of course Glenda delivers gifts and the hilarious personalised telegram.

Glenda presents our guest of honour with the following...

A Box of Chocolates

Bottle of Champagne
2 Live Songs
Reads a Personalised Singing Telegram
Presents a copy of the Telegram on a scroll

A funny 15 minute performance that leaves everyone in stitches.

Also available; Ned the Nerd, Glenda’s special Friend.

Or combine the two Nerds, it’s twice as much fun THE NED & GLENDA GRAM Two Nerds in One!!

What You Get With Ned & Glenda …

With the combination of these two “Mega Nerds” your party will be grooving “Nerd Style”!!!

Ned the Nerd “accidentally” arrives at your party thinking he is somewhere else. The theme from Rocky plays as our Ned enters to a shocked and surprised guest of honour.

He then pretends to know them from a place they frequent and sometimes for some embarrassingly cheeky reasons! Glenda then unexpectedly arrives and together they perform some timeless classics with the assistance of the crowd.

They strike up “The Locomotion” and everyone joins in for a conga train! As well as “I’m to Sexy” to get the party started.

This exciting performance is perfect when you want something a little different, fun and unusual.

What you get with Ned and Glenda

Box of Chocolates or Balloon Bouquet
Bottle of Champagne
Sings 3 Songs in Total
Reads out a Personalised Telegram
Copy of Telegram on a Scroll

A 20 minute show that will leave absolutely everyone wanting more.

This performance is great if you want to get your special message across in a nice personal way.

Your Telegram Man will arrive at your celebration dressed in a 3 piece and will personally deliver your special message. With a bottle champagne in hand. He then reads out a personalised Telegram compiled from information you have supplied to us.

The Telegram man is a classic and is ideal for Valentines Day, Wedding Anniversarys, Restaurant Performances or just to say I Love You to that special person!

Our Original Telegram Man Presents …

A Bottle Of Champagne or Balloon Bouquet
Reads out a Personalised Telegram
Copy of Telegram on a Scroll
Briefly sings chorus of an appropriate song

Our Original Telegram Man performances are approximately 5-8 minutes in duration and are quite low-key compared to all our other Singing Telegrams 4 U.

Santa arrives quite by surprise; he then gathers all the kiddies and of course the big kids to join him in a special Christmas song. He then personally meets each child individually and asks “who’s has been naughty or nice” and finds out what they want Santa to bring for Christmas.

Santa then performs another hit Christmas Song before departing over a fanfare of music. Be it Christmas in July or the ultimate Christmas Surprise. This Singing Santa will make your Christmas Cheer Complete.

For the bigger kids and for work parties, Santa will read out a Naughty & Nice list from information supplied from you.

Santa Presents -

 

Every Child with a Lolly bag
Meet and Greet with the Children
2 Live Christmas Songs
Reads out a Personalised Telegram for Office/Work Parties
Copy of Telegram on a Scroll

This Santa is funny, traditional but quite different. An ideal way to bring in the Christmas Cheer.

Let us paint you a Nerdy picture...

Ned the Nerd is the Ultimate Geek – Dressed in clothing that is just so, so out of date, with his pants pulled high, thick coke bottle style glasses, and not forgetting the propeller hat and braces. He arrives at your celebration over a fanfare of music but then realises he has turned up at the wrong party. Ned then recognizes our “victim” from a place they used to frequent and of course they both take it from there. You will sing, laugh, and dance, and you never will forget Ned!

Ned the Nerd presents...

A Box of Chocolates or Balloon Bouquet
Bottle of Champagne
2 Live Songs
Reads a Personalised Singing Telegram
Presents a copy of the Telegram on a scroll

Ned the Nerd is one of our most requested Telegrams – This is a very funny performance that brings out the Nerd in us all...

Meet GLENDA THE GEEK Ned’s special Friend who is available also.

THE NED & GLENDA GRAM Twice as much Nerdiness Twice as much fun.

An awesome 15 min of laughter and Nerdy Fun